Sunday, August 31, 2008

Things that are better than.....

....Australian Idol.

1. Finger nail cuttings.
2. Toe nail cuttings.
3. An IQ greater than 34.
4. Fingernails down a blackboard.
5. A slow internet connection.
6. Poker machines.
7. The smell of Stilton cheese.
8. Running out of petrol on your way to an important appointment on a 43 degree day in rush hour traffic.
9. Squid.
10. Asbestos.
11. An ugly rash.
12. A pretty rash.
13. A pretty ugly rash.
14. Cleaning a bathroom.
15. Gutting a pheasant.
16. Osama bin Laden.
17. A souvlaki from Haci's Kebabs.
18. Dandruff.
19. Hemarroids
20. Broadmeadows plaza.

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