I should clarify in my last post that by facial hair I mean a full beard. I would like to point out that those people with goatees need to question their need to identify with 1990s slacker chic. Time to move on me thinks. So I'm not entirely sure what cutting edge facial hair is nowadays. There are a few options I guess....the Abraham Lincoln jawline beard comes to mind, super old skool for sure, or the handlebar moustache, which is so 1970s porn that it is unfathomably hip. Not a big fan of the Bin beard though, those people who think that they're Osama is just wrong, like seriously the upkeep just to keep the thing clean would be extraordinary.